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Crofton, MD, 21114

A long-running personal blog shared by two authors with completely different approaches to life. And a lot of large, beautiful photographs of dogs and nature and places we've traveled to. Rich in commentary and irreverant in style. 


We started blogging a long time ago. Our work hours never aligned with recommended psychotherapists and we needed to get our thoughts out. We are great friends, total opposites and long-time housemates. This was a way to communicate. With each other. With strangers. With consumer marketers. With sub-par meteorologists. With distant friends who wanted to see pictures of stuff we were up to.

This is the place. Our bucket of thoughts to share. You are welcome. 
(We realize that most of you are here for the dog pictures.)

Things you want to say to 5 different people. (Healey)


Donald Trump - You are weakening the base upon which you build. Stand down.

My 11 year old self - Looks and money don't equal the worth of character. 

Robin Williams - Wait. Don't. Steady yourself. Breathe. We need you. We love you. Stay with us. You have no idea how much better you make the world for the rest of us. Let us help you fight the demons.

Jerry Sandusky's wife Dottie - Karma knows and doesn't forget complicity. 

Aaron Sorkin - Bring back Newsroom and all will be forgiven.