Yeah, I'll say it. Yenny is mean. She fools you all in to thinking she is soooo niiice. But in reality she plays with a total double standard. I'm the nice one. I've been being sensitive to her 'automotive OCD' for years. But does she return the sensitivity? Nooooooo.
Let me break this story down for you.
So this car is important.
This is what I am expected to pretend is normal behavior at the market.
We park a million miles away from the store we drove to so that we can avoid the attack of the preditor. This is the Preditor.
This car is NOT important. Seemingly.
I know this because once when I DROVE to the market, Yenny dropped all parking lot automotive considerations and rammed our grocery cart in to my vehicle. Not a bumper. The paint part.
This is my car afterwards.
Even worse - after she violated my car she looked at me blankly and SHRUGGED. mmmhmmm.
So just keep this in mind the next time you go to the store. Carts are out there. And Yenny ain't Jesus. (Which is stupid because Jesus isn't Chinese. I mean, duh.)
And she once hit me inside the store with a cart, too. Right in the back of the heel. So I am including this cautionary gif for her to see.
That's right. Look at the mess that Panda made Yenny. LOOK AT IT.