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A long-running personal blog shared by two authors with completely different approaches to life. And a lot of large, beautiful photographs of dogs and nature and places we've traveled to. Rich in commentary and irreverant in style. 


We started blogging a long time ago. Our work hours never aligned with recommended psychotherapists and we needed to get our thoughts out. We are great friends, total opposites and long-time housemates. This was a way to communicate. With each other. With strangers. With consumer marketers. With sub-par meteorologists. With distant friends who wanted to see pictures of stuff we were up to.

This is the place. Our bucket of thoughts to share. You are welcome. 
(We realize that most of you are here for the dog pictures.)

Q: What is something you are currently worrying about? (Healey)


 See how the people are connected? It's the bacteria.

See how the people are connected? It's the bacteria.

Well there is a veritable buffet of fears on offer….

  • General economic freefall
  • Zika
  • Ebola
  • Rio Olympics in flames
  • President Trump <shiver>
  • The two lesser Kardashians living beyond their means and marrying poorly
  • JJ Abrams abandoning the Star Trek franchise just when I started liking it
  • Having to see any more of singer John Legends wife on the television (what is the point of her?)
  • The amount of typos the WSJ app is currently publishing
  • My dogs love life and recent weight gain
  • Bob Barker coming back from the dead [and looking exactly the same]
  • The current production rate of circus peanuts in the universe (Just. Stop.)
  • Accidentally witnessing eye surgery on TV while channel surfing
  • Anderson Cooper coming out straight (his mother would be so upset)
  • People ever adopting the new letter at the end of the Center for Disease Control […and Prevention]
  • If JK Rowling is going to screw up the HP series with this next book (written for STAGE???)
  • Contracting a disease that will NOT cause me to lose weight on my way to the grave ("she’s sick and getting bigger")
  • The anxiety of watching Yenny try new Oreo flavor after new Oreo flavor, in hopes that it will ever be as good as the goddamn original flavor [wtf?]
  • Admitting that I don’t know 90% of the lyrics to Prince’s Purple Rain album and now he’s dead
  • Angora Bunnies
  • Being attacked violently by birds
  • What David Cameron is going to come October 
  • Medicaid
  • Lice
  • Snapchat
 Yenny's Mom.

Yenny's Mom.

…. so there is a lot out there to consider. But I guess what I’m worried about most right now is that I have selected a summer vacation to take my son on where it’s basically a trifecta of his largest fears wrapped up in nuclear heat and humidity - in an area with a rich history of being the target of natural disasters and infrastructure failure. So that.

This is going to be SO MUCH FUN!!!!!