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A long-running personal blog shared by two authors with completely different approaches to life. And a lot of large, beautiful photographs of dogs and nature and places we've traveled to. Rich in commentary and irreverant in style. 

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We started blogging a long time ago. Our work hours never aligned with recommended psychotherapists and we needed to get our thoughts out. We are great friends, total opposites and long-time housemates. This was a way to communicate. With each other. With strangers. With consumer marketers. With sub-par meteorologists. With distant friends who wanted to see pictures of stuff we were up to.

This is the place. Our bucket of thoughts to share. You are welcome. 
(We realize that most of you are here for the dog pictures.)

Q: Name 5 things that upset you. (Healey)

Healey

5. #Karl Lagerfeld {or as I call him 'Douchie-the-Douchelord'}
His claim to fame is ruining the House of Chanel. No, I will never forgive him.

Idiot.

Idiot.

#4 - Milk gone bad.
I cannot expound beyond that description without causing myself to barf. 

Fresh right up until it isn't. And then it becomes a sour semi-solid. #surprise!

Fresh right up until it isn't. And then it becomes a sour semi-solid. #surprise!

#3 - Lice.
Just thinking about the CONCEPT of lice will cause me to scratch the shit out of my head. (And now that is what I'm doing.) 

#2 - Snakes

It's just nature. Step right in. Only some of them will bite you.

It's just nature. Step right in. Only some of them will bite you.

#1b - Renaissance Festival Cult Members

Perverts. Freaks. Whores. Padded Codpieces. Pewter drinking vessels. Shitty contrived accents. Pleather. Crushed synthetic stretch velvet. Mutton. Jousting. That ass on the left is wearing a turtle as jewelry. This is what makes me violent. I hate them. All of them.

Perverts. Freaks. Whores. Padded Codpieces. Pewter drinking vessels. Shitty contrived accents. Pleather. Crushed synthetic stretch velvet. Mutton. Jousting. That ass on the left is wearing a turtle as jewelry. This is what makes me violent. I hate them. All of them.

#1a - Tight spaces where people get stuck and DIE.

Ho-Lee-Shit-Batman ... I can't even breathe looking at this photo. Ohmigawd.

Ho-Lee-Shit-Batman ... I can't even breathe looking at this photo. Ohmigawd.

There. I am done. I now need to walk away from this subject material. Je-sus.