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A long-running personal blog shared by two authors with completely different approaches to life. And a lot of large, beautiful photographs of dogs and nature and places we've traveled to. Rich in commentary and irreverant in style. 

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We started blogging a long time ago. Our work hours never aligned with recommended psychotherapists and we needed to get our thoughts out. We are great friends, total opposites and long-time housemates. This was a way to communicate. With each other. With strangers. With consumer marketers. With sub-par meteorologists. With distant friends who wanted to see pictures of stuff we were up to.

This is the place. Our bucket of thoughts to share. You are welcome. 
(We realize that most of you are here for the dog pictures.)

Q: What Do You Wear to Bed? (Healey)

Healey

This is a dull question so lets dispense with the answer as quickly as possible and then get on to what I want to talk about.

I wear these. They cost too much but the cotton is lovely. Yes, they are for men.

I wear these. They cost too much but the cotton is lovely. Yes, they are for men.

And while wearing those I have to deal with this.

Note his coverage. He is made of lead. He knows this and uses it to his advantage. Bastard.

Note his coverage. He is made of lead. He knows this and uses it to his advantage. Bastard.

So now that question has been answered. When I was sitting down to write about my boring answer to the above question, I happened to start the experience the same way I start everything. With a Google Image search.

Now I would like to share with you some of the search returns I was delivered after using the words "Sleep Contraption."

Note that there were some dirty results and I have omitted them. Because of grossness. To be honest I actually looked at one of the dirty pictures for a full 5 seconds before realizing that it was not a toe in the picture. <blink>

Second Note: There are captions to the following slideshow that might not be visible on shitty phones.