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A long-running personal blog shared by two authors with completely different approaches to life. And a lot of large, beautiful photographs of dogs and nature and places we've traveled to. Rich in commentary and irreverant in style. 


We started blogging a long time ago. Our work hours never aligned with recommended psychotherapists and we needed to get our thoughts out. We are great friends, total opposites and long-time housemates. This was a way to communicate. With each other. With strangers. With consumer marketers. With sub-par meteorologists. With distant friends who wanted to see pictures of stuff we were up to.

This is the place. Our bucket of thoughts to share. You are welcome. 
(We realize that most of you are here for the dog pictures.)

Precious dislikes Vampires


So we have this little thing going on around the office. People find ugly items on and send me the link... and then I insult them in my own way.

Well some of the people are new to the group. And it's very exciting to accidentally hit buttons that you didn't know were there.

Like for instance when I sent this very milktoast link to Precious.

I have spent some time on ETSY and learned that it is possible to 'over-do' a craft. Even if you are charging for it. You should have stopped.... long long before you thought it was done.

This one.. I thought was at least understated and slightly clever.

Little did I know that by sharing this I would completely looosen the saran wrap on Precious.

My favorite is when she recommends that if I wanted a necklace with the insinuation of bite marks on my neck, that I should consult a wolf. I'm going to guess that she meant to have the wolf bite me. Not make me a necklace. That would be crazy. How could you get the big furry paws in and around a a clasp closure - let alone the beadwork!

But even if she meant to have the wolf bite me - wolves are not my 'go to' ideal in conservative maming.

"Just one upper bridge bite for me thanks"

"no no.. couldn't take a bit more... totally stuffed."

And then she turns.

Suddenly, for seven and one half dollars she is willing to bite AND pierce someone's skin. This is like Jekyll & Hyde material. And she is offering a discount.

You have to know that I am considering getting this for her now. Well this and a dog collar.