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A long-running personal blog shared by two authors with completely different approaches to life. And a lot of large, beautiful photographs of dogs and nature and places we've traveled to. Rich in commentary and irreverant in style. 


We started blogging a long time ago. Our work hours never aligned with recommended psychotherapists and we needed to get our thoughts out. We are great friends, total opposites and long-time housemates. This was a way to communicate. With each other. With strangers. With consumer marketers. With sub-par meteorologists. With distant friends who wanted to see pictures of stuff we were up to.

This is the place. Our bucket of thoughts to share. You are welcome. 
(We realize that most of you are here for the dog pictures.)

Stuff White People Hate: #1 - Christian Lander


...jerk#2 -Blogs that mirror my actions (granted, with a 5 month delay)

I hate this website. It constantly mocks me. And worse is that it will get the subject right – but the explanation wrong. Or skew it in a screwed up way to say that they (whomever THEY are) see that it is painfully obvious why no one could like these things. Because they need the gimmick.

I HIGHLY doubt that people of color would find fault with the whole of America.

So here are the listings that haunt me. Green may elude to guilt – but Red is a flagrant denial of any fondness.


A Good Place To Start Learning About Others

OkTrends Racial Stereotyping Tip #3

Combing through these lists, you can see the different ways women use cosmetics:

  • White women show off their eyes (mascara is #5 on their list).
  • Black women show off their lips (lip gloss, #7).
  • Latinas show off both (mascara, #18 / lip gloss, #22).
  • Asian women show off their practical mindset (lip balm, #48).


So as you can see… (Yenny) (the only other person that reads this forum)… I CANNOT be fully defined by the SWPL list of hate and wrong-doing. Even though I have recently found out that # 135/44 is Roller Derby. I have merely entertained the efforts of people I do not agree with and am hopeful will expire painfully.

To Hell with you Christian Lander and your staff of confused squirrels.