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Crofton, MD, 21114

A long-running personal blog shared by two authors with completely different approaches to life. And a lot of large, beautiful photographs of dogs and nature and places we've traveled to. Rich in commentary and irreverant in style. 


We started blogging a long time ago. Our work hours never aligned with recommended psychotherapists and we needed to get our thoughts out. We are great friends, total opposites and long-time housemates. This was a way to communicate. With each other. With strangers. With consumer marketers. With sub-par meteorologists. With distant friends who wanted to see pictures of stuff we were up to.

This is the place. Our bucket of thoughts to share. You are welcome. 
(We realize that most of you are here for the dog pictures.)


Item #1

Cacti planter made from a shiny black platform stiletto - $85 (link)


What the fuck? Who thought this was a good idea? If this was in my house I would scream every damn time I saw it.

Ladies shoes are bad enough without organic torture devices loaded into the weight bearing structural area. Let’s not forget that this masterpiece was made from an actual shoe. So there is more than one of these out here. AND you get the added benefit of smelling foot odor every time you try to hydrate the cacti. Can’t you just see the goth girl with the broken ankles sitting at home on a club night dementedly trying to pass time by crafting out of her closet? Shit, I can see her.

Paola - next time you are at the Goth Prom downtown, let's see if we can move some of these beauties. I bet they'd go like HOTCAKES!

Item #2

Flaming Balls of Doom - $79.95 for a set of three (link)

So how much do you think they pay the nimrods that work at the Renaissance Festival per hour? My roommate and I are debating whether or not it’s more than the guy’s who work at Subway make an hour. We have agreed that we believe the guys at Subway make better money. And don’t have to expend income on tights…or FLAMING BALLS OF DOOM.

For a mere $85. (I am adding in the shipping costs that get these beauties into the palms of your hands) you can purchase these remarkable chain-mail “turds-o-fire”.

If I had a gun, people who juggle would be shot dead in the same 'top tier' group as the Lance Armstrong wanna-be’s, mimes and the annoying people who work at carts in the hallways of malls. "Don't touch me freak! NO! I don't want to hear about your bullshit hand lotion. Sod off already."