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Crofton, MD, 21114

A long-running personal blog shared by two authors with completely different approaches to life. And a lot of large, beautiful photographs of dogs and nature and places we've traveled to. Rich in commentary and irreverant in style. 

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We started blogging a long time ago. Our work hours never aligned with recommended psychotherapists and we needed to get our thoughts out. We are great friends, total opposites and long-time housemates. This was a way to communicate. With each other. With strangers. With consumer marketers. With sub-par meteorologists. With distant friends who wanted to see pictures of stuff we were up to.

This is the place. Our bucket of thoughts to share. You are welcome. 
(We realize that most of you are here for the dog pictures.)

Healey

The Tin-Can Pet

From the mother of ‘crafts on high’ – Martha Stewart …comes this sad little bizarre craft. The Tin-Can Pet.

Has your family recently dropped your beloved pet back off at the ASPCA due to economy woes? Well you’ll soon forget all about Scruffy and euthanasia when you and mom sit down to assemble the Tin Can Dog! It will cost you as much as owning a real dog – cause no one will be able to find ANY piece of the materials needed for this project in the recycling bin, as they state. We’re looking at mini caster wheels…ya know extra one’s left over from making the paraplegic houseplant project. And then the cute little tongue magnet from the radio you were building. And that darling ball link leash from the punk rock nipple ring charm bracelet. Think of the fun times you two will have before the counter space runs out and he falls to his death on the kitchen floor. So long Scruffy! Have fun in the showers!

 

Tentacle Teddy

Have you ever eaten Indian food ordered by a person you don’t know that well?

Were you looking for a way to convey what happened next to deaf people who declined the offer to join you in the bathroom (where you lived for the next three days)? Boy have we got the doll for you! I almost think people should buy $100 worth of these dolls (10) and keep them in their cars as impromptu gifts for friends at restaurants city-wide.