Yenny has picked the Hotel of Modern Art in the Homa, Dabu Town Yanshan District of China. She will be staying in the Lotus Suite. I am going to stay in the ”Family Libre Suite” across the hall. Because it looks fun and has a Jacuzzi. Kelli has not decided on a room yet. She may not be coming. Let us know if you are coming and tell us what room you will be staying in.
I have picked the Pensione Caesar Augustus on the Cliffside of the Italian Island of Capri. I will be staying in the Caesar Suite because the balcony looks to die for and I could totally see myself endangering some wine out there white spying on creepy euro couples. Kelli and Yenny will take the suites flanking mine so we can all talk to each other off the balconies and throw stuff.
Kelli – who needs a bloody vacation – has us going to the British Virgin Islands to stay at the Biras Creek Resort. She will be staying in the Premier Suite because it has it’s own pool that overlooks the ocean. And being the whitest girl in the world – next to me – of course that’s where she’d want to be. Plus this is a fake vacation – so I should plan on tanning too. I’m going to stay in the Grand Suite because it has an out-of-this-fuckin-world tub. And I’ll probably be in Kelli’s room for the rest of the time anyways. Yenny is asleep and cannot take questions about what room she will choose. For now we will pencil her in for an Ocean Suite. Too many crawly things over in the garden suite.
Please let us know if you will be joining us and which trip seems the best. Of course I know it's min - but that's because I have unbelieveably good taste - but you can humor the others if you think they need it.