I can see your face. Your half squinted eyes, your furrowed brow as you immediately suspect – as I did – that this is some sort of cross between a toilet bowl cleaner and a sex toy. Well…you are not too far off.
Please welcome The Comfort Wipe to our universe of necessary tools for living.
Yes. It is for wiping yourself.
- Have you recently suffered an industrial accident where both of your arms were broken in several different locations?
- Have you always secretly wished your arm was ‘longer’?
- Do you enjoy the idea of stowing another tool in the bathroom that may have come in contact with poo?
- Is toilet tissue mobility an issue with you?
- Are you a complete fool?
If you answered Yes to any of the above questions – The Comfort Wipe is for YOU!
While I was investigating this product ‘s website I was delighted to find this is an AJ Khubani product.
No, that is not a Saudi television station. It is the CEO of a company named Telebrands. You may remember some of his other breakthrough products like the “AmberVision” sunglasses (I remember choking on a mouthful of wine as I heard them proclaim that the glasses were “High Def - like the most expensive TV’s”. wtf? Can eyeballs really be improved upon with orange plastic shields in front of them? It looks lifelike to you – because it IS life. ). And of course the pedEgg a product that without, life would be unbearable.
This guy net’s about $4 million a year. Can someone explain that to me?