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A long-running personal blog shared by two authors with completely different approaches to life. And a lot of large, beautiful photographs of dogs and nature and places we've traveled to. Rich in commentary and irreverant in style. 

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We started blogging a long time ago. Our work hours never aligned with recommended psychotherapists and we needed to get our thoughts out. We are great friends, total opposites and long-time housemates. This was a way to communicate. With each other. With strangers. With consumer marketers. With sub-par meteorologists. With distant friends who wanted to see pictures of stuff we were up to.

This is the place. Our bucket of thoughts to share. You are welcome. 
(We realize that most of you are here for the dog pictures.)

I Sh*t You Not

Healey

I can see your face. Your half squinted eyes, your furrowed brow as you immediately suspect – as I did – that this is some sort of cross between a toilet bowl cleaner and a sex toy. Well…you are not too far off.

Please welcome The Comfort Wipe to our universe of necessary tools for living.
Yes. It is for wiping yourself.

  • Have you recently suffered an industrial accident where both of your arms were broken in several different locations?
  • Have you always secretly wished your arm was ‘longer’?
  • Do you enjoy the idea of stowing another tool in the bathroom that may have come in contact with poo?
  • Is toilet tissue mobility an issue with you?
  • Are you a complete fool?

If you answered Yes to any of the above questions – The Comfort Wipe is for YOU!

While I was investigating this product ‘s website I was delighted to find this is an AJ Khubani product.
No, that is not a Saudi television station. It is the CEO of a company named Telebrands. You may remember some of his other breakthrough products like the “AmberVision” sunglasses (I remember choking on a mouthful of wine as I heard them proclaim that the glasses were “High Def - like the most expensive TV’s”. wtf? Can eyeballs really be improved upon with orange plastic shields in front of them? It looks lifelike to you – because it IS life. ). And of course the pedEgg a product that without, life would be unbearable.

This guy net’s about $4 million a year. Can someone explain that to me?